The Good Thing About A Jail Show

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As You Can Like A Group Of People, You Know? Sure, I've Been Hassled, But I'm A White Dude - Privileged.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.