Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All Jails Get Out Some Day. So Why Not Give Them A Little Levity In What's Otherwise A Very Dark Life?

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.