You Have Such A Huge Career ...

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.

You Know, Sometimes I Worry, You Know, Is Comedy And My Type Of Comedy Going To Get Stale? Is It Going To Be So Offensive That It Becomes Uninteresting Or So Niche That I Don't Have An Audience Anymore? But It Keeps Getting Bigger And Bigger And Bigger, Where Roasting Now Is A Movement. These Roasts Are On In India, In Mexico.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?