It Really Bothers Me When Some People

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

You Know, Sometimes I Worry, You Know, Is Comedy And My Type Of Comedy Going To Get Stale? Is It Going To Be So Offensive That It Becomes Uninteresting Or So Niche That I Don't Have An Audience Anymore? But It Keeps Getting Bigger And Bigger And Bigger, Where Roasting Now Is A Movement. These Roasts Are On In India, In Mexico.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As You Can Like A Group Of People, You Know? Sure, I've Been Hassled, But I'm A White Dude - Privileged.