Life Begins As A Quest Of The

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.