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Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.