Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.