How Old Would You Be If You

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.