I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.