I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.