If A Man Can Beat You, Walk

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.