If A Man Can Beat You, Walk

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.