I Was Born In August, No July,

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

Avoid Running At All Times.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.