I Was Born In August, No July,

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.