You Win A Few, You Lose A

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.