If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.