I Don't Know How Old I Am

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.