Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?