I Got A Curve So Sneaky It

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

Work Such As You Will Not Have To Have The Money. Adore Like You've Got By No Means Been Damage. Dance Like Nobody's Seeing.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.