They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.