Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.