It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.