It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.