Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.