Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.