Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.