Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

Avoid Running At All Times.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.