My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.