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If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.