Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.