When They Treat You Bad, You Just

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.