One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.