I've Always Liked To Think I Could

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.

Not Many Women Will Go Out On A Limb To Make Themselves Really Unattractive And Unfeminine So You Can Get The Laughs, But It's A Great Thing To Do In My Book.

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.