I'm Not A Flag Waver For Obesity.

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.

There's Lots Of Different Feminist Groups. It's Not As Straightforward As Just Looking Like A Plumber.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

I Never Ever Take Into Consideration The Consequences Of My Actions Until It's Too Late.

My Dad's A Very Sensitive Man, But As The Archetypal Rebellious Teenager, I Didn't Realise That.