I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally

Everything Becomes Magnified At Night. Sounds Travel In A Different Way, It's Dark, And Everything Seems Far More Spooky.

My Ex-boyfriend Can Round Last Night, Which Was Weird Because I Didn't Know He Was In A Coma.

I Think The Key Attributes For A Good Speaker Are Someone That's Articulate And Someone That Puts A Fair Amount Of Humour Into What They Do.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.

If You Want To Get A Pet For Your Child, I Suggest A Chicken So That When They Get Bored Of It After A Couple Of Days At Least You Can Have A Nice Roast Dinner.