Even When I Wasn't Overweight I Was

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

I Don't Hold Any Candle For Drama Versus Comedy.

I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain Attempt At Being Healthy. I Do Actually Really Like It, And You Don't Have To Cook It, Which Is Handy.

There Are Lots Of People Who Believe That Caricature Of Me The Tabloids Created, So They Think They Don't Like Me.

The Thing I Thought About Doing It Was It's Comic Relief And You've Got To Be Funny. So Although I Did Try To Sing Properly It Obviously Has Hilarious Results When You Can't Sing.