The Way To A Man's Heart Is

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

I Took My Husband To The Hospital Yesterday To Have 17 Stitches Out - That'll Teach Him To Buy Me A Sewing Kit For My Birthday.

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

I Pay A Bit More Than Lip-service To Health: I Don't Eat Chips Or Pre-prepared Food, And It Might Be A Comedy Sacrilege To Admit I Do Like Vegetables, Fruit And Salad And Stuff.

I've Never, Ever Had People Being Aggressive To Me In Public Or Abusing Me, And Actually Quite A Lot Of Men Do Say To Me, 'you're Quite Good' - Though They Can't Bear To Go, 'you're Great.'