The Way To A Man's Heart Is

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

My Mum Is Bright, Ambitious, Well Read, Political And Very Bolshie: When My Dad Was Conscripted Into The Army And Posted To Libya, She Convinced Some General To Let Her Go With Him. I Don't Know How She Managed It.

There Are Lots Of People Who Believe That Caricature Of Me The Tabloids Created, So They Think They Don't Like Me.

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.