Anything Is Good If It's Made Of

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.

I'm Sure Some Cynical People Would Point To That As The Main Reason For Doing It For A Lot Of People.

I Don't Know Really, It Doesn't Feel Like It Has Changed To Me But I Think To Have To Move With The Times. Try Out Different Areas And Not Get Stuck In 1978.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?