I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining,

How Do You Conduct An Intimate Relationship Where No One Ever Loses It? Where No One Ever Lashes Out, Where No One Ever Smacks Anyone In The Mouth?

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.

I'd Love To Live In Kent But It's All A Question Of Work.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.