It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To

I Think The Key Attributes For A Good Speaker Are Someone That's Articulate And Someone That Puts A Fair Amount Of Humour Into What They Do.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain Attempt At Being Healthy. I Do Actually Really Like It, And You Don't Have To Cook It, Which Is Handy.