It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

Suffice To Say, Many Women Find Their First Appearance On A Comedy Panel Show To Be Their Last. Second Chances Seem To Be Given Less Often To The Female Of The Species.

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

I Am A Hip-hop Artist, As You Probably Know. My Hip-hop Name Is Big Smalls.

Having Children Is Fab. They Keep Me Young And Make Me Get Up In The Morning.