My Mum Taught Me To Knit When

Everyone In Comedy Thinks If You Go To The U.s. You Become A Global Star But, Unfortunately, I've Always Been A Bit Anti-american - So I Never Did.

I Think There's A Danger That We're Moving Towards A State Where The People We Are Expected To Admire Are Almost Not Human Anymore, And I Don't Like That. I Prefer It When Someone Looks Like A Nice Person, And You Think, 'i Could Have A Laugh With Them In The Pub.'

Having Done A Normal Job For 10 Years, As A Psychiatric Nurse Dealing With Emergencies, I Know What Terrible, Hopeless Lives Some People Have. So In Many Ways, It's Great To Be Able To Wield The Financial Power That I Can, And Do Gigs, Fundraisers Or Give Money. I Feel Lucky I Can Help Out.

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.