My Mum Taught Me To Knit When

I Find It Difficult To Judge Myself, But People Say That I Have Become A Bit More Socially Acceptable Over The Years In Terms Of My Material; Which Apparently At The Beginning - Though I Never Really Intended It To Be - Was Man Hating And Now Is Just A Bit More Cuddly.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

I Swam At School A Lot. Long-distance Swimming In Pools, And Diving, Then When We Moved To Hastings When I Was 13 I Used To Swim In The Sea All The Time; I Loved It Out Of Season And When It Was Rough.

I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.