I Thought I Was Funny As A

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.

I Took My Husband To The Hospital Yesterday To Have 17 Stitches Out - That'll Teach Him To Buy Me A Sewing Kit For My Birthday.

I Think It's Difficult, If You're A Quite Private Person Like I Am, To Write About Your Life Very Intimately.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.