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If You're A Fat Person - And Especially If You're A Woman - At All Stages Of Your Life You'll Get Abuse For It, So You Have To Work Out A Way Of Dealing With It. The Best Way Is To Be Humorous About It - That Defuses Any Tension.

I Have Big Friends Who Won't Go Swimming Because They're Too Embarrassed About It. I Feel That's Such A Shame, Because Actually People Should Be Encouraging Fat People Who Are Exercising To Do It, Not Pointing And Laughing.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

Privatisation Splits Hospital Services Into Increasingly Small Packages.

Regular Panelists On Shows Can Be Terrifying. They Own That Space, And Many Guest Comics Suspect They Are Favoured In The Edit, While Their Own Hilarious Jokes End Up Being Ejected Into The Ether.