I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain

Everything Becomes Magnified At Night. Sounds Travel In A Different Way, It's Dark, And Everything Seems Far More Spooky.

Anybody Who Has Had The Pleasure Of Reading An Article About Themselves In The Press, Knows That On The Whole, There Is A Huge Amount Of Inaccuracy, Value Judgment And The Use Of A Crowbar To Insert Editorial Bias That Reflects The Current Political Leaning Of That Particular Paper.

I Like To Shock People.

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.

Let's Face It: I Am Not A Professional Runner.