I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain

With Proper Acting, I Don't Know What I Would Play - I Got Sent A Script For A Play, And It Said In The Notes That My Proposed Character Was 'hideously Fat And Ugly'. That Made My Day. I Mean, I Do Know I Am No Oil Painting.

The Funny Thing Is, I Don't Actually Think Of Myself As Fat At All. I Don't Think I Am. Not Really.

I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And I'm Appalled, But That's Not To Say They're Not Great People In So Many Other Ways.

Jeremy Clarkson Is Rather Charming, But I Can't Stomach His Public Persona. I Don't Like His Casual Racism And Casual Misogyny.

I Remember When Victoria Wood Started To Come Through, And I Thought She Was Great, Though She And I Are Very Different In Our Approach.