I've Always Felt England Was A Great

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.