I've Always Felt England Was A Great

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.