It's Sad When You See Somebody That

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.