You Might Be A Redneck If There

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.