You Might Be A Redneck If When

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light