To Me, The Media In New York

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.