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I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.