You Might Be A Redneck If You

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.