I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.