You Might Be A Redneck If You're

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

This Happened To Me Last Week. We're In The Process Of Remodeling Our House; We've Been Doing It For A While Now. And We Have The Painters In, Putting Sheets Up Around The Furniture, You Know? And We Have A Piano, Just A Regular, Up Against The Wall Piano. One Of The Painters Said To Me, "is That Y'all's Piano?" I Said, "nah, That's Our Coffee Table, It Just Has Buckteeth! Here's Your Sign!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.