You Might Be A Redneck If You

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.