You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!