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You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Christmas Present Was A Painting On Black Velvet.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.