It Ain't What They Call You, It's

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.