I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.