I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.