I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Like Children - Fried.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.