I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.