I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.