If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance,

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.